The NoPhone On Shark Tank

The NoPhone

$ 12.00 $ 10.00

This product is currently sold out.

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AVAILABLE ON

AMAZON PRIME


"Always have a rectangle of plastic to clutch."


"Always have a rectangle of plastic to clutch."


"A security blanket phone addicts are taking seriously."


"Pay attention without having a panic attack."


"A simulation of your comfort object, helping you slowly abandon it."


The NoPhone on Shark Tank

April 8th at 9:00pm ET on ABC

The NoPhone

$ 12.00 $ 10.00

This product is currently sold out.

Please fill in the form below if you'd like to be notified when it becomes available.

The least advanced phone, ever.

The NoPhone is a technology-free alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact. With a thin, light and completely wireless design, the NoPhone acts as a surrogate to any smart mobile device.



No screen. No battery.
No dick pics.

The NoPhone is specifically designed without a battery, screen or phone. You'll simply adore never having to frantically look for a place to charge your phone or carrying the emotional burden of a cracked screen.

Revolutionary Design

Completely Toilet Bowl Resistant









Available on

AMAZON PRIME