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The NoPhone

The NoPhone

$ 37,000.00 $ 12.00

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"Always have a rectangle of plastic to clutch."


The NoPhone

The NoPhone

$ 37,000.00 $ 12.00

The NoPhone & NoPhone Air Combo Deal

The NoPhone & NoPhone Air Combo Deal

$ 13,500.00 $ 17.00

The NoPhone SELFIE

The NoPhone SELFIE

$ 20.00 $ 19.00

The Couple's Cure

The Couple's Cure

$ 30.00 $ 22.00

The Family Plan

The Family Plan

$ 50.00 $ 45.00

The NoPhone Air

The NoPhone Air

$ 17,000.00 $ 6.00

The Family Plan SELFIE Edition

The Family Plan SELFIE Edition

$ 65.00 Sold Out

Employee Gift Pack - (50 Qty)

Employee Gift Pack - (50 Qty)

$ 500.00 $ 400.00

The NoUpdate Is Here.

June 04 2018
New York, NY (June 4th, 2018) Today, NoPhone LLC announced the world's first NoUpdate. The NoUpdate enables hum...
Jimmy Kimmel Live copies NoPhone

NoPhone Has Its First Competitor, Jimmy Kimmel.

September 22 2016
New York, NY (September 22nd, 2016) Today we discovered NoPhone, LLC is no longer the only fake phone company in the...

Introducing, The NoPhone Air.

September 07 2016
  New York, NY (September 7th, 2016) Introducing the NoPhone Air, the first NoPhone that is no phone at all. When yo...

The NoPhone will be on Shark Tank.

March 29 2016
New York, NY (March 29th, 2016) On April 8th, NoPhone LLC will become the first fake phone company to appear on Shar...

NoPhone Beats Apple Watch For Most Useless Gadget of All Time

March 28 2016
New York, NY (October 13th, 2015) Today marks a very special day for NoPhone, LLC and the entire human race. Toda...

The NoPhone in Time Magazine

October 12 2015
  New York, NY (October 10th, 2015)  The NoPhone ZERO was featured in Time Magazine today, proving yet again th...
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"Always have a rectangle of plastic to clutch."


"A security blanket phone addicts are taking seriously."


"Pay attention without having a panic attack."


"A simulation of your comfort object, helping you slowly abandon it."


The NoPhone on Shark Tank

April 8th at 9:00pm ET on ABC

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The NoPhone

The NoPhone

$ 37,000.00 $ 12.00

This product is currently sold out.

Please fill in the form below if you'd like to be notified when it becomes available.

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The least advanced phone, ever.

The NoPhone is a technology-free alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact. With a thin, light and completely wireless design, the NoPhone acts as a surrogate to any smart mobile device.



No screen. No battery.
No phone.

The NoPhone is specifically designed without a battery, screen or phone. You'll simply adore never having to frantically look for a place to charge your phone or carrying the emotional burden of a cracked screen.

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Revolutionary Design

Completely Toilet Bowl Resistant









Available on

AMAZON PRIME

Order now
The NoPhone

The NoPhone

$ 37,000.00 $ 12.00

The NoPhone & NoPhone Air Combo Deal

The NoPhone & NoPhone Air Combo Deal

$ 13,500.00 $ 17.00

The NoPhone SELFIE

The NoPhone SELFIE

$ 20.00 $ 19.00

The Couple's Cure

The Couple's Cure

$ 30.00 $ 22.00

The Family Plan

The Family Plan

$ 50.00 $ 45.00

The NoPhone Air

The NoPhone Air

$ 17,000.00 $ 6.00

The Family Plan SELFIE Edition

The Family Plan SELFIE Edition

$ 65.00 Sold Out

Employee Gift Pack - (50 Qty)

Employee Gift Pack - (50 Qty)

$ 500.00 $ 400.00

The NoUpdate Is Here.

June 04 2018
New York, NY (June 4th, 2018) Today, NoPhone LLC announced the world's first NoUpdate. The NoUpdate enables hum...
Jimmy Kimmel Live copies NoPhone

NoPhone Has Its First Competitor, Jimmy Kimmel.

September 22 2016
New York, NY (September 22nd, 2016) Today we discovered NoPhone, LLC is no longer the only fake phone company in the...

Introducing, The NoPhone Air.

September 07 2016
  New York, NY (September 7th, 2016) Introducing the NoPhone Air, the first NoPhone that is no phone at all. When yo...

The NoPhone will be on Shark Tank.

March 29 2016
New York, NY (March 29th, 2016) On April 8th, NoPhone LLC will become the first fake phone company to appear on Shar...

NoPhone Beats Apple Watch For Most Useless Gadget of All Time

March 28 2016
New York, NY (October 13th, 2015) Today marks a very special day for NoPhone, LLC and the entire human race. Toda...

The NoPhone in Time Magazine

October 12 2015
  New York, NY (October 10th, 2015)  The NoPhone ZERO was featured in Time Magazine today, proving yet again th...