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The NoUpdate Is Here.

June 04 2018
New York, NY (June 4th, 2018) Today, NoPhone LLC announced the world's first NoUpdate. The NoUpdate enables hum...
Jimmy Kimmel Live copies NoPhone

NoPhone Has Its First Competitor, Jimmy Kimmel.

September 22 2016
New York, NY (September 22nd, 2016) Today we discovered NoPhone, LLC is no longer the only fake phone company in the ...

Introducing, The NoPhone Air.

September 07 2016
  New York, NY (September 7th, 2016) Introducing the NoPhone Air, the first NoPhone that is no phone at all. When you...

The NoPhone will be on Shark Tank.

March 29 2016
New York, NY (March 29th, 2016) On April 8th, NoPhone LLC will become the first fake phone company to appear on Shark...

NoPhone Beats Apple Watch For Most Useless Gadget of All Time

March 28 2016
New York, NY (October 13th, 2015) Today marks a very special day for NoPhone, LLC and the entire human race. Today,...

The NoPhone in Time Magazine

October 12 2015
  New York, NY (October 10th, 2015)  The NoPhone ZERO was featured in Time Magazine today, proving yet again that e...

NoPhone Trending on PSFK

September 23 2015
New York, NY (September 23rd, 2015)  The NoPhone ZERO was featured on the front page of PSFK today finally giving th...
The NoPhone is the best plastic rectangle on the market

The NoPhone ZERO is the Best Plastic Rectangle on the Market

September 16 2015
New York, NY (September 16th, 2015) Today the Memo publicly expressed their support for the NoPhone ZERO and gave it...
NoPhone ZERO Kickstarter

The Latest NoPhone is here.

September 10 2015
    New York, NY (September 10th, 2015) Very few people have been wondering what the NoPhone company will come up wit...
Clapway most useless inventions NoPhone #1

NoPhone ZERO Voted #1 Most Useless Invention of 2015

July 22 2015
New York, NY (October 22nd, 2015)  The NoPhone ZERO was voted the #1 Most Useless Invention of 2015 by Clapway Magazi...

NoPhone Featured in the New York Times Again

July 11 2015
New York, NY (July 11th, 2015) The NoPhone was featured in another New York Times article today about phone addictio...

The NoPhone Featured in the New York Times

December 08 2014
  New York, NY (December 18th, 2014) The NoPhone was featured in the Style section of The New York Times today an...