New York, NY (September 10th, 2015)

Very few people have been wondering what the NoPhone company will come up with next.

Introducing the NoPhone Zero, the least advanced NoPhone ever created. At just $5, The NoPhone Zero is a less expensive version of the original NoPhone with even less features. It has no button indentations, no logo and most importantly no phone. Chris Sheldon, the company's Senior Vice President stated, "The NoPhone Zero is the closest a NoPhone has ever become to nothing at all." The NoPhone Zero is currently available for pre-order on Kickstarter and at the time of writing this article had completed 65% of its funding goal. 

The NoPhone Team is also creating first tablet device called the NoTablet. This giant plastic rectangle is designed for professionals with a large 12" no screen, sturdy one inch thickness and weight of more than text book. To launch the device, the company's PR team has leaked high-resolution photos of the supposed NoTablet device.

After 3D printing the NoTablet prototype, the owner of Voodoo Manufacturing in Brooklyn asked, "Why? Just why?" Van Gould, Co-founder at NoPhone LLC replied, "If you get addicted to a giant real tablet, a giant NoTablet could help."

All in all, today marks the biggest and only launch since the original NoPhone. It's safe to say the NoPhone Team has lowered the bar and awaits the industry the follow their lead.

To learn more about the NoPhone ZERO or the NoTablet click here and here. 

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