New York, NY (October 13th, 2015)

Today marks a very special day for NoPhone, LLC and the entire human race.

Today, NoPhone, the world's least popular phone company, beat the world's most popular phone company. In a truly David and Goliath move, PC Advisor crowned NoPhone the most useless gadget of all time, besting the newly introduced and highly anticipated Apple Watch. 

Let's take a moment and let that set in with a moment of silence. 

Moment of silence over. To recap, Apple Watch #2 Most Useless Gadget Of All Time and NoPhone unequivocally, #1 Most Useless Gadget Of All Time. To recap using different words, the NoPhone is almost as useless as a product from the most innovative company in the world. 

Tears of joy have been running down our faces for the past 24 hours. Please cry with us in happiness.

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