NoPhone Has Its First Competitor, Jimmy Kimmel.
New York, NY (September 22nd, 2016)
Today we discovered NoPhone, LLC is no longer the only fake phone company in the world. Late night host Jimmy Kimmel introduced the Watusi to his viewers on Wednesday night. What is a Watusi? It's a NoPhone. Kimmel was the featured actor in an advertisement for a fake phone targeted to seniors.
Every day for the last two years, the NoPhone team has been hard at work creating life changing no phone devices for our customers. For example, the newly introduced NoPhone Air available now on Kickstarter for $3. It seems that if you have another company's idea and roughly 2 million nightly viewers, anyone can enter the fake phone market with ease.
NoPhone proudly supports America's free market economy but not when it directly effects our monopoly on the market. Van Gould, co-founder of NoPhone LLC expressed his frustration by saying "There is only room for one fake phone company on this planet." We wish Jimmy Kimmel the best with his plastic rectangle, and we are willing to accept a formal apology on his show.
NoPhone Supporter Response:
Even though Kimmel's social media managers were fast to hide comments, the response from our community was tremendous.
@jimmykimmel did you know that this is actually a real product? Meet @TheNoPhone
— Paul B. (@1elevenpaul) September 22, 2016
Thank you Mr. Howard.
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