Not only will your life change, but the lives of four other friends or family members will also change when you all receive five NoPhones in the mail.

What's Included:

• Five NoPhones
• Five Instruction Manuals (For how not to use it)
• More of your attention
• Real friends

What's Not Included:

• Texting Your Ex-Boyfriend or Ex-Girlfriend
• Location Tracking
• Browsing History
• Data Overages
• Dead Batteries
• Phone

Warranty:
The NoPhone has no warranty and is not intended to be used for anything. 

Returns:
If your NoPhone order is lost or damaged during shipping, please email us at contact@thenophone.com to receive further details on how to return it for an immediate replacement.