Change the lives of all of your employees this holiday by gifting each of them a business NoPhone to use during their holiday break. Your employees will simply adore receiving no work emails or emergency conference calls with last minute holiday work requests. Finally, they'll have the opportunity for in-person conversation with their children instead of saying goodnight to them when they are asleep. 

What's Included:

• Fifty Business NoPhones
• Fifty Instruction Manuals (For how not to use it)
• Reduced Employee Work Ethic
• Late Projects
• An Actual Work Life Balance

What's Not Included:

• 24/7 Connection To Your Employees
• High Employee Divorce Rate
• A Real Business Phone
   

Warranty:
The NoPhone has no warranty and is not intended to be used for anything. 

Returns:
If your NoPhone order is lost or damaged during shipping, please email us at contact@thenophone.com to receive further details on how to return it for an immediate replacement.