Your life or the life of someone you care about will change forever when you receive a NoPhone in the mail. 

What's Included:

• One NoPhone
• One Instruction Manual (how not to use it)
• More of your attention
• Real friends

What's Not Included:

• Texting Your Ex-Boyfriend or Ex-Girlfriend
• Location Tracking
• Browsing History
• Data Overages
• Dead Batteries
• Phone 

Warranty:
The NoPhone has no warranty and is not intended to be used for anything. 

Returns:
If your NoPhone order is lost or damaged during shipping, please email us at contact@thenophone.com to receive further details on how to return it for an immediate replacement.