The Family Plan
$ 50.00 $ 45.00
This product is currently sold out.
Not only will your life change, but the lives of four other friends or family members will also change when you all receive five NoPhones in the mail.
- Five NoPhones
- Five Instruction Manuals (For how not to use it)
- More of your attention
- Real friends
What's Not Included:
- Texting Your Ex-Boyfriend or Ex-Girlfriend
- Location Tracking
- Browsing History
- Data Overages
- Dead Batteries
The NoPhone has no warranty and is not intended to be used for anything.
If your NoPhone order is lost or damaged during shipping, please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org to receive further details on how to return it for an immediate replacement.