The NoPhone ZERO
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Available now, the NoPhone ZERO is the least advanced phone ever created by mankind. A downgrade from the original NoPhone, the NoPhone ZERO features no buttons, no logos and most importantly no phone. Change the life of someone you care about tomorrow by pre-ordering the NoPhone ZERO today.
- One NoPhone ZERO
- More of your attention
- Real friends
What's Not Included:
- Texting Your Ex-Boyfriend or Ex-Girlfriend
- Location Tracking
- Browsing History
- Data Overages
- Dead Batteries
The NoPhone has no warranty and is not intended to be used for anything.
If your NoPhone order is lost or damaged during shipping, please email us at email@example.com to receive further details on how to return it for an immediate replacement.